oh my jeans unwashed and raw
worn at least two sizes too small
you'll expand in not a time too long
and to my body structure, you'll conform.
you are not to be wet, washed or cleaned
for at least 10 months, since im keen
to get that perfect honeycomb effect
around my ankles, where it'll stack.
stacking gives it the crease-like marks
the denim is my canvas, its my art.
the more you wear and treat your jeans,
the more beautiful that they will seem.

"your everyday life gives it it's unique character"
but i think it will just show your obsessive nature

i blue my nails while scratching my knee,
my jeans will BLEED if i dare to be
out in the rain, and you can tell
that my blouse and shoes will die as well.
once you become unbearably dirty,
(friends will say that i smell real funky)
into the freezer you would go
killing all the food that it does hold.
another extreme method of sanitation
(its in the instructions- you just dont question!)
is to swim with it in the (fresh-water) ocean
before using dry sand to rub with passion.
repeat the whole process several times
arg im totally running out of rhymes.

working on you is extremely time consuming
but i heard the end result is truly gratifying.
the naturally made creases and lines will tell my story
you'll fit me better than jeans owned pvr'iously

like life's battle scars, i'll be proud share
the story behind your every rip and tear.

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what started as a random 3 line ode
into a full poem it did explode
this whole entry is stupid dont you think
ANYWAY this girl is really poor thing-


Went back to my coffin @ 11:32 p.m.





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