What IF:

...your crush suddenly asks you out?
- bug my eyes out and say "omg you either have really bad taste or a great taste"

...you walk into an elevator and see a couple making out?
- bug my eyes out again and just face the front and let them do their business behind

...your mum had another baby?
- i would think "whoa so those sounds i have been hearing at night -werent- the cats!!?! omg! ew!" no but i dont think i would be very happy.

...you've been trapped in a building that about to explode?
- pray and just jump out of the building. hey the death would be less painful!

...aliens invaded earth?
- i would just freak out and hide. and join the RESISTANCE=)

...a guy(stranger) suddenly kisses you?
- "ew do i know you>=/"

...you won a date with your celeb crush?
- i wouldnt go! its so much more fun -watching- them move on the screen. hahhaa nah and most of them are all married. its scary to be around 30/40 year old men

...you were given a blue car?
- repaint it so it would have some hippy flower design!!! then yeah and make my brother drive it

...your girlfriend or boyfriend breaks up with you?
- hypothetically eh. mmm i think 'ok loh'. haha cant imagine myself giving my all to another person

...you won a million dollars?
- start throwing money notes onto the streets. HA FINE ME FOR LITTERING >=D

...someone gives you flowers/chocolates?
- eat the whole box of chocolates the same day

...you receive a love letter in your locker?
- would pretend there is no chance its a practical joke. try to look my best in school after that?

...you fail your exams?
- if i dont get retained, its ok. just have to go for the thousands of tuition my mother would sign me up for.

...you get first in class?
- "yay ok!=)" hahhaa i realised that i get that quite alot, at least once a year. whee=)

...your computer crashes?
- make my brothers buy a new one? and have fun smashing the old one into bits.

...you get fired?
- work at the zoo (seriously!) and live off my parents/try looking for a husband=D

...your bestfriend betrays you?
- huh dunno. wont think it would happen? just wont really contact that person anymore if its that bad

...you had to choose between your boyfriend/girlfriend and your bestfriend?
- how the heck would you come to this scenario outside hollywood=/ best friend i suppose? as long as its not some life death situation i would kill all of us

...the person you really hate gonna die in a few days?
- no feelings? just go for their funeral. maybe no more hard feelings. anyway i dont hate anyone

...someone volunteers to escort you home?
- um ok? your loss my house is quite deep into the estate

...your boyfriend/girlfriend flirts with your bestfriend?
- start flirting with my best friend too? or laugh at his shabby pick up line

...people think you are a loser?
- get depressed?

...your ex wants a patch-up with you?
- ok loh whatever.

OMGOMGOMGOMG HOT FUZZ OPENS IN SINGAPORE TOMORROW!!!! HOW HOW HOW!!! oh man i -need- to end this exams quickly! i mean although i can spare a couple of hours watching this thing, i cant really step out of the housee!!!

OK THEN I WOULD USE THE TIME I WOULD WATCH IT TO GO STUDY. FOR YOU PEGG!!!!=D

hahhaha. anyway i just stepped back home after that extremely tiring 4.5 hour tuition and my brother MADE me watch fight club

i protested!! i even covered my face with my pillow. but oh well theres only one tv downstairs and thats the only thing i do when eating dinner

hahaha cos i know when i start it, i would definitely want to watch it to the end. i hate watching movies by parts. i always wanted to watch it but i was either too young (technically i am still) or too busy

so yeah at 10.30 i still havent really started studying yet. i will read lit now!

man i get disorientated right after watching psycho films like fight clubXD. actually movies with the actor(s) having mental disorders

like in some movies, everything was so intense that i start believing their values even though they are just -so- twisted. then boom you are back in your sofa in your living room

so no wonder first year psychiatrist students feel troubled all the time cos they think they are having all those mental disorders that they are studying

do pictures give the illusion that they are having so much more fun than you are?

Went back to my coffin @ 10:13 p.m.





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