then today i also happen to look at this book where my friends and i wrote letters to each other in sec1

ok so let me try to remember and list down some memorable/retarded stuff from mg

SECONE
me translating ja's manga with stories that involve castration(pls la look at all the swords and characters slicing it downwards=/)

me making fun of orlando bloom and making gurbani pissed (BLOOMER!!)

ppl laughing at me when i said johnny depp was hot when potc first came out. HA now everyone hates bloom

me writing a stupid story involving hockseng marrying ms kon(and much more) and it getting confisacted while being passed around the class during chinese class

simo: am i talking to the four walls??

a song written about mrs sim in the tune of sarvivor rap which was confiscated by (of all teachers) MRS GASPER

during geog/gasper class, gurbani(sitting in front of me) staring at her orlando bloom poster in her file throughout the whole lesson (for a few months) come on la do something else!!

singing I FEEL PRETTY, ALL SO PRETTY, I FEEL PRETTY, AND WITTY, AND GAAAYYYY!!! with sporting classmates.

cult hit with ghostly song i made up for our english skit. omg wish i wrote the script down. it almost became our class main cheer.

OMG and i suddenly remembered: OUR LIT TEACHER omg whats her name again!!!! hahaha in 1s i heard a clock fell on her head.

me making a giant clay toilet bowl (with seat lid and everything!) while our pw group were making seats

THANKS SERENE TEO CHIA AND MEL=)

sec2
the only one from my previous class (haha i did too well for psle)

BEST BIRTHDAY EVERR=) but it made me kinda disappointed the following year. morning half of them were at the locker and they all screamed out happy birthday. my table was overflowing with presents. cant rmb much but in guides we had to play this game where 3/4 of them had to wish me happy birthday. did i mention i went to a super posh restaurant later? aha

stephanie always stomping up the steps

switching off the corridor lights everytime after assembly

fooling us all during april fools days and managed to make denise scream (isnt that hard though)

mr qian writing a whole compo on the black board for is to copy and giving us all and A

ange lying on the floor during his lesson next to me with my bag as pillow. qian came along and threatened to step on her. ange said surely you arent that bad. qian said 'bu hui la' and walked off

catching kristi and alecia copying from under their table for ting xie, and when he told them to give him their textbooks, kristi took out her magazine for him to confiscate instead. and he took it anyway

5/6 of the class copying for chinese anyway

mel got the highest she ever got for ting xie without copying the first time i sat with her!! 33/100? hahhaha

marina and i creeping out of the home econs room so we wont have to clean up after that. however when we reached our classroom, she realised she left her bag back at the he room.

singing that 5566 song for chinese week. i was shockingly impressed. that is until i found out it was actually a copy of a jap song that i knew ('so thats why i liked it!')

LIT- matchgirl stickman poem and mstan asked kristi what it is meant by the 'fire'. mstan went ohhh in that suggestive way when kristi said 'means uhh TURNED ON'.

THANKYOU MEL STEPH ANGE=)

sec3
of course, my ken hirai obsession. haha oh yes. listened to this pop song he sang for a month and got ppl addicted to it as well=) YOU CAN BREAK YOUR STYLEE YOU CAN BREAK YOUR EVERYTHING.XD

me cherie and kel in between lessons sit at the door making our imaginary campfire and singin

i made this too thick newpaper stick for guides wacko which turned into a lightsaber. cherie made her own and we fought alot. omg=D

me buying chilli fishballs every recess

oh yes and of course, MS GOH. one paragraph cannot even begin to describe her. shes the best=) if only zy still had that list of msgoh quotes. YOU ARE AS LAZY AS A WORM

the guides camp. man i never had so much fun in guides before! for our campfire, i wrote this scrpit(our group brainstormed first=D), romeo and juliet. in short, romeo falls in love and elopes with the friar.http://ianthopia.diaryland.com/051214_8.html. and i totally grossed some people out with my method of marinating a chicken

haha and the constant flirting with cherie. we got married in the phy lab! the procession was down the stairs when we on the way down to the downstairs lab to freeze our monitors(hahaha sounds wrong too!). she likes to rub her foot up and down my shin.hahahaha (omg i just realised i havent played the if you know what i mean game this year!)

dining etiquette! they filmed me for the big screen, on how i was eating my bread, which i got all wrong. should have just stabbed my knife into the middle of the bread and eat it from there

teachers day! for ms goh, the song was mamamia! so one part it went: ms goh(their backs were facing the audience)... MAMA MIA!(sudden twist of upper body with shock look, palms facing audience.) haha that was hilarious

THANKS CHERIE RADHA KELSIE=)

sec4
ms tan the clubber. according to her she was the dance queen and the bouncer knew her, but she totally ruined it when she mentioned she always brought a tumbler of water with her into the clubs HAHA.

oh yeah i had a shadow of my side profile stuck on the wall for v-day as a guy blowing kisses as my hair was still stand-y. all the teachers knew who it was and mm lim said the shadow had pretty features. whee indirect compliments are fine!

great birthday! thanks cherie for the cake!!! she gave me a p1 maths workbook among other things(start with the basics she said haha)

oh oh remember? the COCKROACH in the canteen!! it was crowded and that whole area had ppl screaming their heads off. and HOCK SENG CAME TO THE RESCUE!!!! hahahha

during the swim meet, i was on guide duty and we noticed mrtan(?) my pe teacher wearing this uber short red fbts. apparently he was the photographer, so it was weird when he was bending to take good pictures....haha we tried to take pictures of him in his miniskirt

i played this game with cheire where you substitute the letter b with f in anything you say for a day. midway, she was telling me how she met adriel, and without thinking she said 'at farker road' hahhaa

oh yes the times we used to hang around at the railings outside classrooms in between lessons=)

OMG OMG THE TEST TUBE INCIDENT. hahaha it was the funniest thing that whole year!! we found out we could get cool free small cardboard boxes from the lab. new testtubes would be sent to the school in those boxes. so yeah they had alot. so me cherie kel jac grabbed a few boxes each, then for fun on the way back to our classroom, we pretended that there were still testtubes inside, proclaiming there were 1000 testtube inside each box. at the stairs on the way down we passed by melodie going up. but for SOME reason when i was next to her i suddenly just casually said whoops! and tossed her my top box by throwing my hands upwards. she SCREAMED, dropped the books she was carrying and caught the box still screaming. mind you this happened within like 2 seconds. but things really slowed down. hahhaha. i was just expecting it to hit her books and her to ignore/glare at me

i wrote cheong loves jen on jens textbook during phy class and she was in distress and said HOW COULD YOU!!! and something about trust loudly and yeah in the end ms cheong thought i did something bad and semi scolded me and sorta said to sort things out with jen. hahhaa if the class knew what it was all about it would be funny

teachers day! dressed up as a robot! cherie as darthvader=) hahhaa we won a 5 buck times book prize each! wait where is it now? still havent used it yet! hahhaa

THANKYOU CHERIE KEL LIZ CYNTHIA=)

allllrighty, this is all i can think of for now. hope you liked it=)

Went back to my coffin @ 6:29 p.m.





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